T-Day is the third level of Episode 1: American Dream Gone Wrong in Postal Brain Damaged. This page shows where to find every secret and poster in the level, with a screenshot for each one.
Postal Brain Damaged: T-Day Walkthrough
Episode 1, Level 3: T-Day
T-Day has 3 secrets and 7 posters. A mortar keeps shelling parts of this level, so collect things quickly and keep moving.
Secret #1 / Poster #1: Jumping Bean
The level opens with jumping beans fighting a prison guard. Look to your right for a flooded area and walk into it. A red container on the right holds a Hot Sauce and the first poster.
Poster #2: Arseface
Soon you drop into a wave of enemies while a mortar fires at you. Clear them out and look for a ramp with a launch pad at the end. Take the pad and strafe left towards a huge rock. You land on top of it, next to the poster. The mortar keeps targeting you, so it may take a few tries.
Poster #3: T-Day
After you find the Penetrator bow and get past the snipers, gunslingers and dogs, you reach a refugee area with a mortar cannon that has a Revenge Button on it. Take the path to its right and watch for jumping beans waiting in ambush. The poster is behind the blue Krotchy food truck.
Poster #4: Saxobone
From the T-Day poster, head down towards the cannon. Cheerleaders and monkeys ambush you on the way. The poster is on the wall of the mortar tower.
Poster #5: Holier-Than-Thou Launcher / Secret #2: Vending Machine
Blow up the wall and pick up the rocket launcher behind it. Cheerleaders attack straight away, followed by a pack of jumping beans, so take them out before they reach you.
Two paths lead on from here. Take the left one: an open container on the left holds the poster.
Keep following the same path to a second container set into the wall and go inside. You will find civilians, a Portable Armor and a one-use vending machine that refills the ammo for every weapon you carry.
Poster #6: Cusslinger
Leaving the secret puts you in the trenches. Turn left as if you were going back towards the secret entrance, but take the right-hand branch where the path forks.
Gunslingers and fireball wizards hold this trench. Fight past them and the poster is near the end of the path, next to some health packs.
Secret #3: Crack Pipe
Get through the trenches and the uphill fight against monkeys, wizards and the tuba guy until you reach the huge wall. Grey ducts run along the wall to the left of the hole you enter through. One of them has an open vent; crouch inside for a crack pipe.
Poster #7: Penetrator
In the same area there is an elevator on your left and a target. Ride the elevator up and follow the walkway round to its end, where the poster waits.
Back to the Episode 1: American Dream Gone Wrong walkthrough for the other levels in this episode.