Unlock all 34 achievements in Database Detective: Minor Crimes Division, including the secret ones.
Database Detective: 100% Achievement Guide
The game has 34 achievements, and none of them are missable. You can replay any earlier case: click the Moleman Detective on your desktop and choose Time travel.
SQL Expert
Create your first table.
You can’t miss this one. It unlocks naturally as you play.
Keeping the City Clean
Arrest the true culprit in the first level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 1.
Environmental Terrorism
Arrest the true culprit in the second level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 2.
Sandwich Theft
Arrest the true culprit in the third level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 3.
Help a Landlord
Arrest the true culprit in the fourth level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 4.
Stop a War Criminal
Arrest the true culprit in the fifth level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 5.
Creator of Tables
Create 50 tables.
This also unlocks naturally as you play.
That Was a Positive Review, Right?
Write a review for your great leader.
In Case 6, go to rateyourdictator.gov, scroll to the bottom, and leave a “positive” review. Any text works.
First to Leave, Last to Arrive
Try to leave early.
During Case 1, click the exit icon on the desktop within the first 5 minutes. Your supervisor sends a playful message about leaving early. After that, you can keep playing or quit.
Defamation Detective
Arrest the true culprit in the sixth level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 6.
Frog Fan
Apply to be a member of frogblog.net
In Case 6, apply for membership at frogblog.net/membership. Any text works.
Destroyer of Tables
Delete multiple tables at once.
Select two or more tables with your mouse, right-click, and choose Delete.
Legend of New Hampshire
Arrest the true culprit in the seventh level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 7.
Future Valedictorian
Apply to LZU.
In Case 8, open the About Us page on lzu.edu and click the apply button (it leads to lzu.edu/apply). Any text works.
On Vacation
Get put on temporary leave.
Arrest the wrong suspect in any 2 cases. The cases don’t need to be back to back, and arrests made for other achievements don’t seem to count.
You’ll get a 30-second timeout before you can try again. Each wrong arrest after that puts you on leave again.
LMAO PLZ
Arrest the true culprit in the eighth level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 8.
Donation Addict
Try to donate to goallin.com
In Case 9, open the donate tab on goallin.com (goallin.com/donate) and try to donate. Any text works.
Peeper
Let the moleman on the tree watch you for a bit.
Open settings and apply the fourth wallpaper, a close-up of a moleman. Keep playing with it on for about 5 minutes until the achievement pops.
STOP
Try to commit a major crime.
Type a forbidden command into the search app, such as UPDATE or SELECT * FROM sqlite_master. It seems to be an inside joke for SQL programmers.
The Most Minor of Crimes
Arrest the true culprit in the ninth level.
Arrest the correct suspect in Case 9.
Minor Crimes
Arrest a child.
In Case 1, one suspect’s occupation is “Child.” Arrest that person.
Heartbreaker
Arrest someone featured on selectyourstar.com
In Case 6, selectyourstar.com features two people. Arrest either one.
Thanks for Playing!!!
Finish the game.
Complete all the cases.
The Truth Revealed
Publish the truth.
In Case 10, publish the correct truth. This is the good ending.
Very Funny
Try to arrest your great leader.
Try to arrest Zoran. You learn the leader’s name in Case 6, but you can do this at any time, even in Case 1.
The case doesn’t end. Your supervisor just calls you about the prank.
Pink Slip
Get laid off.
In Case 9, arrest someone who took part in the scam, but not the mastermind.
The case doesn’t end. Your supervisor calls to lay you off, and the level resets so you can try again.
Honk
honk da horn
In Case 10, the pac.com homepage shows a steering wheel with a button in the middle. Press it to honk the horn.
Webtrotter
Visit every website.
There are 42 websites. Here they are by case:
- Case 5: pizzaslices.net
- Case 6: errandboy.com, frogblog.net, helpmet.net, jimsbirthday.net, legendsofnewhampshire.com, mmdb.com, molemanfans.net, moonhoax.net, parking.gov, placeholder.com, potatoman.com, rateyourdictator.gov, selectyourstar.com, smoothieworld.net
- Case 7: clowncar.com, guildsofnewhampshire.net, lsat.net, newhampshire.wiki, payup.com, rent4ever.com, savelives.gov
- Case 8: lzu.edu, teach3rzOn1y.com, trainsarebad.com, youthtranslator.com
- Case 9: bigball.com, bigleeks.net, broker.com, calmail.com, goalin.com, lzairlines.com, lzppp.com, ponziscam.com, realnimby.com, skyforetold.com, sti.com
- Case 10: lztimes.gov, pac.com, petpalsclinic.com, sss.gov, visityargoslavia.gov
Busted
Get your supervisor arrested.
In Case 10, publish the wrong truth by naming the wrong animal in the article. This is the bad ending.
You’re Too Kind!
Compliment the developer.
After the credits, open the Arrest app one last time. You can arrest the developer for making either a good or a bad game. Choose good.
Status Quo Enjoyer
Follow the editor’s notes.
In Case 10, the publish page shows a sticky note from the editor in the corner. It asks you to use the word “kindness” or “empathy.” Use either one and publish.
The case doesn’t end. Your supervisor calls you about publishing the truth.
Pictures of You(r Arrest)
Arrest a certain someone in level 7.
In Case 7, one player_name is “bobert.” His player profile shows his real name is Robert Smith. Arrest him.
The name points to Robert Smith, the frontman of The Cure. “Pictures of You” is their 1989 song from the album Disintegration.
Sorry…
Tell the developer his game is bad.
After the credits, open the Arrest app one last time and choose bad when you arrest the developer.
Frog Man
In Case 6, arrest “Frog Man.” He appears in one of the screenshots on the game’s Steam store page.
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