Psychopomp GOLD: Gameplay & Real World Tips (Loading Screen)

All gameplay and real-world tips sourced directly from the game files.

Psychopomp GOLD: Loading Screen Tips

Gameplay Tips

  • Make sure to use items sparingly. They’re rare!
  • The world can be dangerous, be careful!
  • Look for false walls. Secrets are everywhere!
  • There are multiple solutions to a problem.
  • Not every enemy is a friend.
  • Sanity Medication hurts your health.
  • Sometimes you shouldn’t touch things.
  • Some creatures do not like light.
  • Some Tips are outright lies.

Real World Tips

  • The Real JFK’s then aborted Foetus was found by the Department of Justice in 2006.
  • Public Schools are required to have at least 50 teeth of mammalian origin embedded into their north facing walls, for structural and safety reasons.
  • Every building, from hospitals to homes, contains a room that acts as the heart of the building, delivering blood and nutrients to the building’s extremities. Try to find your houses heart!
  • In 1956, A new disease appeared in Osaka, Japan. The symptoms included a strong cough, rash, and becoming a room. Luckily, the virus was contained and eradicated. Starting in 2001, the rooms have been rented out as a bed and breakfast.
  • Have you ever tried asking what your father’s true name is? You might be surprised!
  • Trees are not the only organisms capable of inosculation. Deer, Whales, and Humans are also perfectly capable.
  • Scientists have discovered that humans from 100,000 years ago featured a “Holy” orifice in the head no longer present. It is believed this orifice disappeared after the crusades.
  • Viruses do not exist. Illness is simply your body punishing you for what you have done wrong.
  • All food you have ever eaten is rotten. You have never tasted fresh food.
  • Inanimate objects feel pain. Make sure to hit them against things as hard as you can, they deserve it.
  • There is at least one biocomputer mainframe stored in every public government building.
  • A man claiming to be “God” appeared on American soil in 1965. He was immediately shot down by the CIA. John McCone was quoted saying “We got him.”
  • The cure for cancer was discovered in 1994 by a man known as Marcel A. Lynden. Lynden was unfortunately killed in 1994 when he was impaled by a child’s crayon drawing.
  • The Queen of Dragonflies is sleeping and smiling.
  • There is a Mariana Trench under every town.

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